Jarem "Steve Irwin" Bailey

There's not much to say about this post, the photos speak for themselves... I'll just do my best to give some color commentary on what was happening when I started snapping the photos... Basically last night, while Baby J was lying in his crib staring at his safari mobile, he grabbed his pet crocodile and started munching on his face and hands.

Now, I don't know much about crocs, but I wouldn't advise chewing on one's hand! Hit the jump to see the carnage that ensued.

You know that your child is hungry, when he risks life and limb just to get a bite to eat!



As Jarem goes in for the second bite, it appears as if the croc is on to him. You can see it in his beady little eyes.



Oh, and look the crocodile has broken free of Jarem's jaws and is about to make a move!



Oh my goodness, just like that he's struck. This isn't going to be pretty folks, if you're squeamish, you should probably change the channel.



Oh, and it appears as if the angry croc has bit Jarem around his abdomen. That looks like it hurts.



And here the crocodile has begun smooshing his prey. Smooshing is a way for crocodiles to compress their meals so that they can swallow them in one gulp.



Oh, look at this! Jarem has slipped from the croc's death smoosh and appears to be fighting for survival by biting the croc's hand! What a reversal! (cue triumphant Disney (TM) music)


Jarem is displaying extreme courage in the face of certain doom. He has used brute strength to force the crocodile off of him, and appears to be throwing it around like it's nothing but a doll!



Jarem has a strong hold of the crocodile's snout with his bare hands! He's keeping it shut to avoid being bitten again! It looks as though Jarem is in control of the situation now



OH MY GOODNESS! I've never seen anything like this in my life! Jarem has done it, he's bested the beast! He's taken down Goliath! He is triumphant! Nothing can stop him.

No Crocodiles or little babies were hurt in the filming of this episode.